The “Water Cooler” is a feature on Claycord.com where we ask you a question or provide a topic, and you talk about it.
Today’s Question: What is one thing nobody said in the 1980s? We’ll start: “I lost my phone.”
The Water Cooler – Things Nobody Said In The 1980s
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“Is the show available in Dolby Vision 4k?”
“Is the self check open?”
“go reset the wifi gateway”
I spend too much time online.
“Prolly” for “probably”.
Google It
I can think of a whole list of words and phrases, mostly political, but I want to keep politics
out of it, and we’re being asked to name only one, so I will go with “at the end of the day.”
Why is everybody so disrespectful, discourteous, drives through stop signs and red lights & has the self entitled “me first” attitude?
This is 100% facts and truth. Its unbelievable the a$$ whooping these kids and generation need
Selfie, face time, streaming, cable modem, machine vision,
satellite internet, 3G, 4G, 5G, fiber networks, wireless modems,
mega bytes per second, find my phone
Wi-Fi
THE WORD “WOKE”
This is way too easy “It’s for the Children”
“because of global warming”
“I have an Amazon delivery”
“Chicago Cubs won the World Series”
Her penis
BEST post of the month ! ! !
Yep, that’s it.
Who has the NARCAN? I think that blow was laced with Fentanyl.
Is that a dude or a chick?
Who needs Fastrak, I just take off my Lic. plate.
What do you want me to buy you at the weed store.
Why is the Governor and DA releasing violent criminals out of jail.
It’s cool, I can murder them, they won’t prosecute me anyway.
Do you speak English?
I don’t need to work for my food, cellphone, housing, or car, the Government gots me.
Press one for English.
Wait, we need to take a photo of our food before we eat to post on Facebook.
We need to pooch our lips or stick out our tongue for the selfie we are about to post.
Do you have a fresh/ free needle, so we can slam this dope?
I need a Redbull, Rockstar before I do anything.
Meet you at Starbucks.
I met her online.
Are you sure she’s a chick?
Would you rather go get a new Tattoo, or would you rather we get our nose pierced again?
I can go on for days and days with this topic.
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Is that a dude or a chick?
Do you speak English?
Are you sure she’s a chick?
Do you recall the Aerosmith song from 1987, and all the ladyboys from the British New Wave groups? And many times we had to ask if someone spoke English, because we couldn’t understand Spanish or Polish. I am only pointing this out for fun…
Are my pants sagged enough?
Wanna go to the side show tonight?
They/them
“Hella” in fact… I don’t think anybody even says that anymore.
It was popular white trash slang for awhile before people finally decided they just felt too stupid when they said it.
‘She shaved her what?’ 🤓
Where did I leave my phone?
“racist”
“my pronouns are”……..
Press 1 for english