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Claycord – Talk About Whatever – June 6, 2025

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Happy Friday to all the wonderful citizens in the City of Claycord. This is a post with no subject, you can talk about whatever you want. If breaking news happens (such as a shooting, earthquake, etc.), or you hear about something newsworthy, feel free to post it here.

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Cowellian’s early first

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It does not count.
Time Zone Violation.

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I love racing. Indy, NASCAR, IMSA, Rally, all of it.
If you were to ask me who was the best, easy…Aryton Senna.
In a sport where only the top 0.001% of all of humanity can even compete
This cat was in the top 1% of that elite group.
His racing on wet tracks was iconic, cajones of granite, reflexes beyond a cat.
Once pulled along side of, stopped and got out to help another wrecked and injured driver.
When he died I cried a little. No one saw me. 😭

https://youtu.be/EbfR60EiJP0?si=_nvcNQ-asNDRq8LC

That reminds me.
I gotta attend this event today!
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https://cobraexperience.org/calendar/cobra-day-2025-s9ws9

You know you drank too much when you’re eating cereal naked and your girlfriend says, ‘Put some clothes on,’ and you realize it’s not your girlfriend. It’s just some woman on the bus.
(I can’t remember if I posted this before…sorry if I’m repeating myself)


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I like that joke good morning

Joke

A man and his wife were at the store shopping when the husband placed two six-packs of Budweiser in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” the wife asked. “It’s only $25,” the husband replied. “Put them back, we can’t afford them,” the wife demanded. The husband obediently put the beer back and they continued shopping. A little later, the wife found a $50 jar of face cream and put it in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” the husband asked. “That’s my face cream. It makes me look prettier,” the wife replied. The husband replied sharply, “So do 12 beers, and half the price.”

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Sure is a lot of whining in Brentwood re a new fire station. I would sure love to be next to a new station
serving Martinez and pleasant hill. It could even look like a new hotel.

It’s taken a few years, but I am now convinced I am one of the few in my neighborhood who stops at stop signs.
It also seems nobody looks in their rear view mirror anymore either. To be sure I decided to test my theory.
The other day the car in front of me briskly rolled three stop signs in a row. I decided that if they did it again, I would roll through right behind them to see if they notice. The streets are quite wide so visibility isn’t a problem. I did this for the next two.
Suddenly they had their eyes glued to their mirror, bug eyed in disbelief. As if to say, “Hey you didn’t stop at that stop sign, I’m the only person that doesn’t have to stop at stop signs”.
Congratulations! You may not stop at stop signs but at least you can use your mirrors.

Just some damn fine fiddlin’ is all : https://youtu.be/Ye9qkTxbCMk?si=6rabmpjhCrTn-IxY
🇺🇸

Get undressed and go Cop car surfing with me!
Don’t be afraid to try the greatest sport in town
Those who don’t just have to put it down
Hop on a cruiser turn around & raise
That’s all there is to this druggie craze!
Get undressed and go Cop car surfing with me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRIDrb4E0tw

Just another day, in antioch . . . . . .

I’d offer the “Point Break” solution.
Drive him out to Mavericks and give him a surfboard.
Problem solved.

The protesters in LA are absolute morons. What part of ILLEGAL don’t they understand?

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Interesting quake at 9:30 PM last night. It was centered in Pinole and was 3.4. Did you feel it?

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No, but I was at a friends home in Port Costa with about 100 other folks trying to set a world’s record for topless women jack hammering to remove 50′ of old sidewalk.
If I felt the quake I would not have known.

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Geez…. I wonder what that last guy said?
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2lCWfhGR_M0

I checked with Mercedes, they’re not taking orders. 🧐
What do you guys think?

https://youtube.com/shorts/geR1EVsuoZ0?si=omZywUI0L2M1J8rJ

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