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QUESTION: If your pet could speak, what would be the first thing you’d say to it?
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Is there anything You want to let Me know?, … and I love you, 🙂
Stop sh*tting on the FLOOR!!!!
Sick of animals in my house.
You have serious issues.
Have you always been able to talk? How is it you can talk and the others can’t? (ok 2 things 🙂
This actually happened to me!
I always fed my dog the same canned dog food but one day the store was all out of his brand so I bought something else.
When my dog tried it he spit and said “What’s this crap?”
I was stunned and asked “Y, Y, You can talk?
He said “Of course I can talk… I could always talk!”
“How come you never said anything before?” I asked
and he said….. “Well… up until now the dog food has been OK”
What do you mean if? My cat can speak, she’s always talking to me. Every time I talk to her, she answers me with a meow or a loud purr. If I say hello to her, she will respond with a meow. When I ask her if she’s hungry, she will meow, head on over to her bowl, and sit down and look at it. At night when I enter a dark room, and she happens to be in there laying down, she will look up at me and meow to warn me not to trip over her. She’s a smart cat, and over the years, we have grown to understand each other.
Cats are awesome. I miss my cat.
I had a beautiful orange female cat, she was very talkative. I sometimes her meows were very insisting, like if I was sitting in a chair she wanted to sleep in, she would position herself right in front of me, look at me accusingly and let out a few determined meows, until I got up and let her have the chair. Then she would jump up on the chair and give me a dirty look.
I Love You.
And then I would probably die after hearing them say it back because dogs show unconditional love.❤️🐾🐶
What’s up pal?
Seek therapy. You have issues.
Are you happy do you feel loved? Anything I do for you?
I would have lots more to talk to them about
‘Do you believe in Jesus?’
Also ‘have you seen my keys?’
I know this is California, but I can’t afford your health insurance. Sorry pal.
Why do you sit by the patio door wanting to be let in and as soon as I open the door you run away, then repeat it 3 or 4 times. Do you get a kick out of making me get up again and again? Just what kind of game are you playing?
I don’t have cats now, but when I had my condo in Benicia I had 2, and especially my orange one would play that game. I had a condo up on the hill, with a nice balcony. I didn’t like my cats to be out at nigh because of racoons, but one night I couldn’t get my orange cat to come in, I tried several times, over a few hours and finally gave up and went to sleep. I woke up at around 5:30 and she was meowing, so I got up and let her in, and she gave me a look like “you left me out all night”.
Thank you for your unconditional love.
On another social media site, I had posted, “no words” after he died last month.
In that particular context, there were no words.
An Orange and White male cat who towards the end wanted to be held in my lap while I was
at my desk, him looking up at me, reaching one paw up to run it through my hair.
Note: For all of us who have lost our beloved friends there is a
Pet Parent Grief Line: 1-844-472-9588
Don’t ever let anyone call you “it”. You are my best friend and companion and the world is a better place because you are here.