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Cowellian’s first.
Y’all have a great holiday weekend!
Happy Friday Claycordians.
Did you hear about the priest who gave his congregation noodles instead of wafers for communion?
He was a Ramen Catholic.
That reminds of the new shelter that just opened called the Tempura Clinic. It’s for lightly battered women. (Oh calm down! Just a joke.)
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I laughed
AI is only as good as the programmer who programmed it.
AI may be the shortest boom/bust cycle ever. It’s very Shakespearean, much ado about nothing. They’re seeing AI turn on it’s creators. Better than a Frankenstein movie. 😁
From BBC new: Taco Bell is rethinking its use of AI to power drive-through after videos of the tech making mistakes were viewed millions of times. In one clip, a customer crashed the system by ordering 18,000 water cups. Another clip shows a man ordering “a large Mountain Dew” and the AI voice continually replying “and what will you drink with that?”.
Last year McDonald’s withdrew AI from its drive-throughs as the tech misinterpreted customer orders resulting in one person getting bacon added to their ice cream in and another having hundreds of dollars worth of chicken nuggets mistakenly added to their order.
A bit of calm in our world.
https://tinyurl.com/5988dks6
A guy and his monkey walk into a bar. The monkey jumps up on the bar and gobbles down some peanuts and some lime wedges.
The bartender asked the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy replied, “Yeah, he does that all the time. He’s always eating stuff…
I’ll pay for it,” and he hands the bartender $5.
The bartender tosses a couple of quarters as change onto the counter, which the monkey quickly grabs and swallows.
The guy says “Oh he eats random things all the time.”
Then the monkey jumps onto the pool table and stuffs the cue ball down his throat. Sighing, the man brings out his wallet.
The next week, the man and his monkey go back to the bar. This time, the monkey spots cherries on the counter. He grabs one, shoves it up his butt, removes it and eats it & then does the same thing with some green olives.
Disgusted, the bartender asks the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “Yeah, ever since he had to poop out that cue ball he ate last week, he measures everything first.”
@KD – I don’t know if you were referring to my joke (I just heard it somewhere and passed it along).
If that was a Howard Stern joke I apologize…only because I can’t stand that guy (although I did think it was funny).
Apparently it was not universally well received, come to think of it neither was my PG&E guy / bestiality joke last week…. I do not apologize for that one, it was really funny and was also the kind of behavior I’d expect from PG&E…. and if the monkey joke was not a HS joke, then I retract my apology!
Dr. Jellyfinger, I wasn’t referring to you. You’ve made me laugh for years.
Happy Labor Day!
I didn’t know Howard Stern was posting on Claycord.com.
Something to teach family members, a hand gesture indicating you need help.
‘The small gesture terrified woman used to flag to 7-Eleven employee that saved her life’
https://tinyurl.com/as27fman
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‘Kidnapped Girl Rescued After Using TikTok Hand Gesture To Signal For Help’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a5dyLzigb4
!!!~Health Warning…Cat moms and dads: Federal health officials are warning that certain lots of raw cat food may be contaminated with H5N1 bird flu after a pet cat in San Francisco that ate the food became infected with the virus and had to be euthanized.
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said Wednesday that two lots of RAWR Raw Cat Food Chicken Eats tested positive for the virus. Analysis by San Francisco health department officials showed that the same strain of the H5N1 virus was present in the pet food and in the cat that died.
The incident is the first reported case of an H5N1 infection from raw food in pet cats since March. Dozens of domestic cats, including nearly 70 this year, have been infected with H5N1, according to the U.S. Agriculture Department. Many of the animals became infected after consuming raw milk or raw pet food contaminated with the virus.
The affected lots of RAWR food include CCS 25 077, with a sell-by date of Sept. 18, 2026, and CCS 250 093, with a sell-by date of Oct. 3, 2026. RAWR raw pet food is sold frozen and must be thawed before use. No recall was posted for the products and representatives for the Grass Valley, California, company did not immediately respond to questions about the contamination.