QUESTION: If your pet could talk for one minute, what would you ask it?
The Water Cooler – If Your Pet Could Talk For One Minute, What Would You Ask It?
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QUESTION: If your pet could talk for one minute, what would you ask it?
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I would ask how she stays present and lives in the moment and is it easy to be loyal and loving all the time.
Why didn’t you talk before and now only for a minute?
My cat talks to me all the time. When I ask her a question like “are you hungry?” or “do you
want something to eat?” she will answer me with a meow, walk over to her bowel and look at
it. If she isn’t hungry, she will, turn her head away from me. An intelligent domesticated pet
has their own way of communicating with their humans. They will let you know when they
are hungry or when they’re feeling stressed and something is bothering them, and after a
while the pet and the human will learn to understand each other. If she had the ability to talk
in English for a minute, I wouldn’t ask her anything, but I would like to tell her I’m sorry for putting her through such an ordeal last Monday when I took her to the vet for a check-up.
She wasn’t happy about that, but she was well-behaved and let the vet poke around without
so much as a hiss.
she “walks over to her bowel and looks at it?” What did the vet do exactly?
Oops! That was supposed to be bowl.
My dog talked to me a few days ago.
I gave him a new brand of canned food… he took a few bites and looked at me then said
“What is this crap?”
I was shocked “You can talk”
“Of course I can… I always could” he said
“Well why haven’t you ever spoken before?” I asked
He sez “Well…. because up until now the dog food has been OK”
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I know, It’s an old joke & I’ve told it before… just my compulsive behavior!
“Give me some turkey lunch meat” I walked by my Cat one day in the kitchen and had an image in my head of a slice of turkey lunch meat. I opened the fridge and gave him a piece. He took a few bites then backed up and looked at me with a shocked look on his face, then went back to eating.
Id love to ask my cat if i did everything i could to give her the happiest life possible.
I’d ask, “Can I do anything to take better care of you?”
Actually I would not ask him anything… I’d tell him all the potty & barking rules and what I’m going to do as punishment if he breaks those rules.
If this question was asked a week ago I’d have said I’d ask him where my mini mag light disappeared to for the past month, but I caught him prancing around with it in his mouth a few days ago.