A Claycordian is asking for the public’s help to identify the person they say stole a package from their doorstep late last week in the 5000 block of Valley Crest Dr, near Clayton Rd. and Ayers Rd. in Concord. Anyone with information should contact the Concord Police Department.
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ive seen youtube videos of exploding packages to deter porch pirates. Looks like this resident needs one of those.
i hope the bum gets caught.
A broccoli haircut with a rat tail. That is a new combo. I hope he is recognized and turned in.
Arr…. Porch Pirate… eh, what was the plunder?
Gold ? Jewels? Silver dubloons ?
What say ye?
I seen a pirate yesterday but t’weren’t this fella.
The one I sawr had a steering wheel in his hands and the shaft inside his trouser fly.
I called out “Did’ja know there be a steering wheel in yer fly ?”
An he said “Aye! an it’s driving me nuts”
Most likely lives near or close by that same complex. Under a Rock.
Draft him. He fits the bill.
Looks like Mark Desaulnier