QUESTION: You wake up and you’re the last person on Earth. What is the first thing you would do? Crying isn’t an option.
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QUESTION: You wake up and you’re the last person on Earth. What is the first thing you would do? Crying isn’t an option.
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© Copyright 2007 – 2025 Claycord News & Talk
It’s mine, IT’S ALL MINE ! ! ! !
humor alert . . . . . . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKMNPQ35OUc
. . . . . . . just how my mind works
Well, I’m not waiting in line, anymore!
Look for Eve.
It will cost you a rib…..
Someone who’s read the manual . . . . .
As the last person left on Earth, I finally decided to sit down and enjoy a perfectly quiet dinner.
Just as I took my first bite, there was a sudden, loud knock on the door.
Panicked, I screamed, “Who is it?!”
A voice replied, “Hey, it’s your landlord. Your rent was due yesterday.”
Turns out, not even the apocalypse can stop the collection notice!
More likely you’ll be interrupted by a telemarketing robo-call. They never stop.
Try to find a reliable source of water and food – then try to find out – why, how, and where did all the people go
Relax and smile.
Too many uncertainties to form an answer.
For instance…
Will there still be puppies? and cows?
Has anyone read the 1960’s book (“Die Wand” in German) — or seen the movie “The Wall” ~~ I found it to be beyond mysterious… maybe a bit magical, and have watched it 3-4 times.
Quickly find or build some robots for house keeping, gardening, cooking and etcetera… 😎
Make my way to bevmo.
Go to Hawaii and enjoy everyday on the beach and in the ocean.
Just curious, but are you planning on swimming or rowing?
Taking a jet ski or speed boat. Which ever I can get my hands on.
Well….. no women? Not even one? Are there any sheep?
I better not lose my reading glasses!
Already have a veggie garden… grocery stores will have plenty of canned foods.
Enough bottled water for quite awhile.
Yep, I’ll be ok.
But I’ll only have eyes for ewe.
Stop It! 😆
If loving ewe is wrong, I don’t want to be right…..
You’re the naughtiest of the naughty.
Enjoy the silence.
Accumulate assets for survival, take my dogs for a walk. Read a book. Enjoy.